Awkward city, Population: Two.

Monique and Caroline have most awkward lives ever. just ask all the people they've run away from

Caroline is lactose intolerant. we like to refer to her as "lactard"

Monique is legally from new jersey. and her family owns three copies of Born to Run on vinyl.

Caroline and Monique, age 5, In completely Awkward Outfits.


dear me- What is going on here? The bow on the shoulder is bad enough, but the other one on the hip that serves as a shirt-gathering device is basically a nightmare.The puffy paint essentially makes the outfit enter the fourth dimension, which will heretofore be called Dimension FUGLY. I wish that shit still fit. Damn. caroline	dear mom- You obviously thought I was a grumpy child, thus to torture me forever you made to be Oscar the grouch when I was too young to consent. Thanks a lot. A whole lot! I will forever remember this moment, look back, and frown. monique PS: Check out those white sneakers. PRISTINE! monique

dear me-

What is going on here? The bow on the shoulder is bad enough, but the other one on the hip that serves as a shirt-gathering device is basically a nightmare.The puffy paint essentially makes the outfit enter the fourth dimension, which will heretofore be called Dimension FUGLY. I wish that shit still fit. Damn.

caroline

dear mom-

You obviously thought I was a grumpy child, thus to torture me forever you made to be Oscar the grouch when I was too young to consent. Thanks a lot. A whole lot! I will forever remember this moment, look back, and frown. monique PS: Check out those white sneakers. PRISTINE!

monique