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Every proportion in this outfit is off. But at least he gets points for being pro-puppies |
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Her waist is so visible with all the sequins, BUT WHERE ARE HER LEGS??? I can't see them! |
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dress+shorts= STRESS?? |
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As much as I like smelly pirate hookers, honey, I've seen smellier.And hooker-ier. |
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Making your own clothes isn't impressive if they come out looking like CRAP. |
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Are those CROTCH TAN LINES? Jesus Christ on a cracker!Umm, everything wrong with this is pretty obvious, so let's just list:
1.Haircut
2.Clothing size/length
3.Knee zippers
4.Everything, ever
FTR: this is monique's favoritest MisShapes boyfriend who follows her around whenever she's there. |
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Wooo! "vintage" clothes! Yay, brooklyn! So rad! Wacky colors! I heart new york!!!! Wooo! |
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Sad, quiet, brightly colored clothing-wearing asian hipsters are amazing |
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You have a stupid hat and a stupid FACE.
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