are you blind? or what?

 

september october november december

Every proportion in this outfit is off. But at least he gets points for being pro-puppies

Her waist is so visible with all the sequins, BUT WHERE ARE HER LEGS??? I can't see them!
dress+shorts= STRESS??
As much as I like smelly pirate hookers, honey, I've seen smellier.And hooker-ier.
Making your own clothes isn't impressive if they come out looking like CRAP.

Are those CROTCH TAN LINES? Jesus Christ on a cracker!Umm, everything wrong with this is pretty obvious, so let's just list:

1.Haircut

2.Clothing size/length

3.Knee zippers

4.Everything, ever

FTR: this is monique's favoritest MisShapes boyfriend who follows her around whenever she's there.

Wooo! "vintage" clothes! Yay, brooklyn! So rad! Wacky colors! I heart new york!!!! Wooo!
Sad, quiet, brightly colored clothing-wearing asian hipsters are amazing

You have a stupid hat and a stupid FACE.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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