are you blind? or what?

september october november december

I can't tell if this girl woke up and wanted to be "Slutty Barbie" or Christina Aguilera.

 

same thing i guess

I love Amanda Lapore so much.

There's nothing wrong with her, she is a princess.

This gay action figure isen't stopping crime, he's fighting for crimes of FASHION, and ending herterosexuality.

When it comes to be being a hooker pirate, this dame just got lazy.

She's just not hookery enough, and has a stupid face.

I HOPE YOU WEAR THAT SHIRT TO YOUR GRANDMOTHERS NURSING HOME!

Table clothes as dresses were so cool like 4 years ago.

Also, ankle sweatbands are stupid and useless

 

I am a New York Woman.

Hey 1986, what's up? How are you? Not much has changed I see, still on heroin and thinking punk is going to come back.

Well best of luck, I have to go be normal, see you around JERK.

UM, who invited Rosie O'Donnel?

Where are your cats at lady?

YOU just fail at being JEM.

hh

he's just so precious!

 

 

 

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