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Is she a genie? What is happening here? She's down with Jesus, I guess. The guy behind her in the MC shirt is my neighbor, Zach, who accidentally molested me the first time we met. |
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OK, you look like a whore from the moon. A Space Whore, if you will. Everything about you is a faux pas. |
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You are not cute and little. And I'm pretty sure I can see your lady business. |
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CHECK. AND. MATE! |
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Uh, Oh, this dude likes to ROCK. Kill yourself. |
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You are a fucking mess. Check out the shoes. Is she a chihuahua? I'm pretty certain humans don't have such hairy feet.I can't even see straight anymore. |
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GAY PARADE! CHANCE OF GLITTER: 100%! It's 2005. Everyone and everything is gay. |
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Tacky much? No, dude, you do NOT look hott. |
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If mary-kate jumped off a bridge, would you? Cowboy boots?CHECK Shapeless, belted dress?CHECK Kukui nut necklace? CHECK Designer bag?CHECK
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Ooooh, the crotch-grab and the fake gun to the head? Classy! |
caroline and monique 2005 ™ patent pending |